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2004-05-11 06:49:56 UTC
Contrite US Soldiers Atone for Torture by
Taking Iraqi Prisoners to Disney World
5/10/04
Feeling just terrible about the whole alleged torture fiasco, a group
of US reservists put down their batons this week, and escorted a
jubilant group of Iraqi prisoners to Disney World.
"People think we’re such monsters," said Pvt. Kenny Stepelkovich, "But
we have a soft side too."
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"The time I am having is good!" screamed Samir al-Mashhadani, while
posing for photos in front of Cinderella’s Castle. Samir kept his legs
pressed tightly together as he shuffled hurriedly towards Buzz
Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, barking German Shepards in tow.
"It gives me quite a kick to see him having such fun," laughed Pvt.
Stepelkovich, running off after Samir and the dogs.
"Splash Mountain was more fun than Mecca during the Haj!" giggled
Husam Tawfiq al-Tikriti, as he toweled water off his hood.
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"For why then were you like a girl screaming?" playfully taunted his
best friend, Nusayyif al-Jizrawi. Not wanting his good time to be
spoiled by the ribbing, Husam stabbed Nusayyif in the heart with a
Country Bear Jamboree souvenir pen and ran off to try the Jungle
Cruise ride.
"Who wants ice cream?!" bellowed Specialist Charles Pacifico into the
face of a startled Mahmud Zubaydi. After some initial trepidation as
to Pacifico’s motives, Mahmud selected bubble gum ice cream in a
waffle cone.
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"Some of the rides which are big and fast bring to me a trembling with
fear," confided Mizban al-Naqib, "I am happy for to ride on the Great
Satan’s Carousel of Princesses. I can feel refreshing breeze through
my eye slits as we spin slowly."
"Let’s go visit The Frontierland Grill for some pork sausage!" joked
Staff Sergeant Carl Morse, playfully swatting Samir in the head.
"Heck, I’m just having some fun with ya! You need sunscreen, big guy?"
Taking Iraqi Prisoners to Disney World
5/10/04
Feeling just terrible about the whole alleged torture fiasco, a group
of US reservists put down their batons this week, and escorted a
jubilant group of Iraqi prisoners to Disney World.
"People think we’re such monsters," said Pvt. Kenny Stepelkovich, "But
we have a soft side too."
Loading Image...
"The time I am having is good!" screamed Samir al-Mashhadani, while
posing for photos in front of Cinderella’s Castle. Samir kept his legs
pressed tightly together as he shuffled hurriedly towards Buzz
Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, barking German Shepards in tow.
"It gives me quite a kick to see him having such fun," laughed Pvt.
Stepelkovich, running off after Samir and the dogs.
"Splash Mountain was more fun than Mecca during the Haj!" giggled
Husam Tawfiq al-Tikriti, as he toweled water off his hood.
Loading Image...
"For why then were you like a girl screaming?" playfully taunted his
best friend, Nusayyif al-Jizrawi. Not wanting his good time to be
spoiled by the ribbing, Husam stabbed Nusayyif in the heart with a
Country Bear Jamboree souvenir pen and ran off to try the Jungle
Cruise ride.
"Who wants ice cream?!" bellowed Specialist Charles Pacifico into the
face of a startled Mahmud Zubaydi. After some initial trepidation as
to Pacifico’s motives, Mahmud selected bubble gum ice cream in a
waffle cone.
Loading Image...
"Some of the rides which are big and fast bring to me a trembling with
fear," confided Mizban al-Naqib, "I am happy for to ride on the Great
Satan’s Carousel of Princesses. I can feel refreshing breeze through
my eye slits as we spin slowly."
"Let’s go visit The Frontierland Grill for some pork sausage!" joked
Staff Sergeant Carl Morse, playfully swatting Samir in the head.
"Heck, I’m just having some fun with ya! You need sunscreen, big guy?"
